Bean Dad

@thejumping_bean

@Cloud9 You're not my dad

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@craterlatke

the history books will forever show that ‘Batman doesn’t eat pussy’ happened in the same year as Bean Dad

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@greena_bean

just learned my dad had one ear pierced in the 80's when he worked at a clothing store where all the strippers came to buy clothes. this man has a doctorate. steve is so fascinating

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@hotakeb0t

bean dad... just stop

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@007Name

RT @TheTchaikovsky: Watching Sean Bean being pretty great in BBC One’s bleak prison drama #Time, which is proving to be a bit of a Brosnan…

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@Kitten2402

RT @TheTchaikovsky: Watching Sean Bean being pretty great in BBC One’s bleak prison drama #Time, which is proving to be a bit of a Brosnan…

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@banbian2018

RT @BassetBuck: Some oldies: 1) my old basset Jacob and my dad's corgi Bumper (doing a Bean!) in the snow 2) Jacob running on a snowy board…

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@jennpops

@TooManyEmmas Maybe he should tackle something like Bean Dad instead.

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@StJohn3_19

@RoyalFamily I live with my sister and mum and they are so into the mid wife series on Netflix as my Polish dad has passed on or that would not be happening as he is a proud Yankee fan on Bean town

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@M0RETHANSURVIVE

RT @sxrcxsmisms:

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@jennpops

@KimHarte Ahhhaaaaa!!! I know! Fully expecting a 10 ep series on Bean Dad at this stage.

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@revsully

Give Us This Day Our Daily Bread

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@litolgulf

Hazard is a real royalty cat

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@AndrewJ_XIII

RT @kylekyle: I tried to be a bean dad and I got destroyed. I’m very proud. https://t.co/XzFk1QwJ3U

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@seriouslyclara

RT @kylekyle: I tried to be a bean dad and I got destroyed. I’m very proud. https://t.co/XzFk1QwJ3U

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@wronghat

imagining bean dad teaching his daughter to tie her shoes

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@Maxwell0Coffee

@DonSoiBoi Ik it's something that you have Bean looking forward to. But b4 your membership is approved you must throw down a dad joke. We must confirm your status.

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@FatMagicRPG

@Kinley_R_Art I got dad on the bean for some reason.

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@webheadeddy

@EssentiallyKono nah fuck you u gotdam bean

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@librarygirlbex

@mixbecca Your dad is absolutely precious lol what a pure bean

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@PBmajesty

RT @SlaylerJ: child: father I am hungry bean dad: https://t.co/IvGv0ujz9F

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@0ImPickleRick0

also this big bean i made for my dad! (it’s rough but it’s only my second “gaudy” piece so i proud

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@FRAXlNUS

RT @SlaylerJ: child: father I am hungry bean dad: https://t.co/IvGv0ujz9F

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@monroemarley

@Starjun_2 Girl Dad tweet after Bean passed is top 5 of the last 5 years, people were so fucking mad

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@Starjun_2

RT @monroemarley: @Starjun_2 Girl Dad tweet after Bean passed is top 5 of the last 5 years, people were so fucking mad

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@rycalochka

I complained to my dad ab gamer incels wanting 2Bean to be hot and have long legs and he said "yeah a bean with legs wouldn't be a bean anymore" see he gets it

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@larissa_baileyy

I’m half Hispanic. My dad is 100% bean. Dylan is dark haired and has dark eyes. Yet somehow BOTH our kids are blue eyed with curly blonde hair. I couldn’t have at least one of them with dark hair and eyes?? Damn

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@Viperous

@Crroee Flicking my bean to pics of your dad

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@_bean_man_

just nair flip kicked my dad

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@drilhistorian

@uncledoomer murder hornets, bean dad, bigly yuge covfefe (sad!), yang gang, mayor pete, think it's time to take a seat... [chorus]

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@RequineGG

"alarm guy is the bean dad of the summer," i tell my friends. they all nod. there is NO poison in our brains

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@CherylHeuton

I loved #TheMitchellsVsTheMachines but there's no getting around that the father in it is basically Bean Dad.

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@CookyWookBot

Remember when we rate dogs - possibly the best part of the Bean Dad saga is that every good idea!

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@KaraBriggs15

RT @stalesenbei: bean dad thread brought up a lot of emotions and realizations lol :/ https://t.co/K3U7NDiIOr

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@red_bean_mochi

@basicallybi123 @sappfs a hot older guy who’s a dad

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@LiyanaStudio

In the minouette shop: Funny Bean New Daddy Card Huaband, Funny 1st First Father's Day Cards For Him, Cute Twin New Baby Gifts For Dad To Be, Pregnancy Birthday by LiyanaStudio at https://t.co/cTbVP1AZBm https://t.co/sGsCcw92xp

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@MelissaNosal

@whyaredads I think the bean dad episode is a great entry-point to recommend to people who’ve never listened before.

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@KristyPritchar1

@americangonk @pegwish @EmApocalyptic I’m apparently out of the loop, because I had to look up “Bean Dad”. Sweet baby cheeses…

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@bean_hotpot

RT @artist_donna: Missing dad... #fundy #fundyfanart #dreamsmp #dsmp #dreamsmpfanart https://t.co/Y32C8Nl5Uq

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@DrKashik

Bean Dad ruined a child's day, Rails Dad ruined an entire company. Now who is the truest villain

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@amberlewis33

@Tori_Nicole22 @YbAsodYncd @Naybahood_Bean @CoachJTaul @MyNike_610 @D_Raw33 can we dad?

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@RallyMD

So I guess it just happens to all men. When it is my turn to be IUD guy or Bean Dad can someone just DM and tell me to shut up and apologize? Thanks.

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@Dalaila_Rose

@matt_srs @ContraPoints Actually, wait. Did you even read the Bean Dad tweets? The whole issue was that he DIDN'T teach his daughter to use a can opener

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@CourtLanning

The dad is a cross of Mr. Incredible and Bob Belcher. The mother is a cross of Linda Belcher and Beverly Goldberg. And the daughter is a cross between Mable (Gravity Falls) and Bean (Disenchantment).

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@omikron59

@bretgammons @matt_srs @ContraPoints Understandable that a bean dad stan is this smug. Maybe they'll start saying you remind them of some villain of a John Wayne movie.

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@liznfulleffect

This seems simple, but the other day my dad offered me a frozen burrito and I told him I don’t like meat or pork only bean & cheese ones and he just told me he bought some bean & cheese ones. I can’t believe he thought of me at the store that’s so cute

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@vicen_non

RT @loccorocco_art: Dad and Pop and their bean son. https://t.co/0xixnmwdjA

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@luigiman0640

RT @Nortuet: When your dad gives Cell a sensu bean and says you're up next https://t.co/KnePudfdyF

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@oli0lioxenphree

“Crowler is like the bean dad except he doesn’t give Jaden a can opener”

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@platinumMishu

RT @Nortuet: When your dad gives Cell a sensu bean and says you're up next https://t.co/KnePudfdyF

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@lilmclaren

@hitRECordJoe My dad called me Goose, and my siblings called me Bean (as in Colleen the Bean)

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@houkagostr1de

i know for sure i at least want - the rest of the manga - a bean - another rubber strap they seem to be selling a shit ton of the light novels but all together they're quite expensive and i don't want to get a lot . my dad is very picky about how i buy from certain sites

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@bean_dlunt

@FreddieGibbs dude you're the same age as my dad

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@AugustBreak118

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is bullshit. The idea that “oh we have to preserve even the worst memories they’re part of who we are” is bullshit. I hate that I will forever have shit like Bean Dad forever stuck in my brain. Let me forget shit damnit.

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@abrewer18

@Sandernista412 I'm on team bean dad

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@PJDynamix

@godblesstofu Give them a tin opener - like 'bean dad'.

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@kanzkat420

@hooman_bean_ @neoliberal_dad @jakebrodes Well duh, it's marvel

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@xDrTaco

@hooman_bean_ @neoliberal_dad @jakebrodes I mean, it is captain America lol

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@sackville_bean

need a therapist to cry to about how my only life goal is to be a dad but also how i am not capable of supporting myself financially and how these two things can’t coexist

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@verslibre

@johubris @AndreAlessi Move over Bean Dad

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@C0SMICAFE

IM SO HAPPY MY DAD ALLOWED ME TO GET A BEAN BAG

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